The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix

Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it?s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time? THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don?t love Hoff humor you?re a fucking cyborg incapable of love and human emotion and will probably die alone.

Someone had to break it to you gently,

- The Superficial

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