I know you?re tired of everyone trying to make Pippa Middleton ?happen?. I get it. She?s pretty useless, and I can?t even bring myself to find her style that interesting. Usually, she dresses somewhat conservatively, with little to no personal flair or personality. She?s too fake-baked, and she doesn?t take the time to do her hair like the Duchess of Curling Irons. On the other hand, Pippa doesn?t have an epic button problem, and Pippa is still eating solids, so maybe we should cut Pippa a break once in a while, right?
Or not. These are new photos of Pippa out and about in London today, wearing a maxi dress with a dust ruffle. My first thought was that she was going to another wedding, and that she must be one of the bridesmaids, because? look at this thing. A peach gown with a dust ruffle. But as it turns out, this is just Pippa?s daywear, for hanging out and running errands. She wore this to go grocery shopping at Tesco. Is it cold enough in London for a maxi dress and a cropped white jacket? And if you?re going to go that covered up, why not wear a slip? The dress is completely see-through. And I suspect Pippa regrets wearing it too - she looks kind of uncomfortable in the getup.
I will give her some credit for the jacket, though. It?s kind of cute. I would love to own a peacoat-length version on this jacket.
UPDATE: Er? okay, my bad. I thought the situation with the crotch area was the fault of some lacy panties, but Us Weekly is calling me a liar. As it turns out, Pippa not only wore this to go grocery shopping, she also wore this for a ?wax appointment.? Here?s a question, though: don?t you wear panties to your bikini wax appointment? Do you really go commando in a silk dress, letting your ?situation? be known to the world? Odd.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Pippa Middleton
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66 Responses to ?Pippa Middleton in a dust-ruffled maxi dress: cute? (update)?
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the dress is awful and the mystery is over?
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Like the Pippa. Love the jacket. Dress is a maxi-ruffled FAIL!!!
She would look hot if all she was wearing was the jacket, but then again, the last thing London needs is another public disturbance.)
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not even pretty AT ALL.
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HIDEOUS!
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Is a dust ruffle the new fashion victim trend? First Zara, now Pippa.
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That second picture makes her look like she either needs some undies or a wax. Not flattering.
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Yikes! Someone needs to get a bikini wax or something, ASAP. Looks like it?s forested down there that may require some proper undergarments
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An odd garment that will help men around the globe with the task of picturing her naked.
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Eh, if it were knee length it would be adorable with that jacket and those shoes. Also, Spanx are your friend for wearing light colored dresses - I have a printed white sundress that I wear to work and I always, always wear my nude Spanx underneath.
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I love it, though the jacket seems a bit too short or something.
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i like it actually.
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Her taste or her stylist?s? Fire the stylist
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BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!! A MAJOR fashion FAIL!!!
So, so, sorry?.but anything that showcases your TWAT has GOT to GO!!!I mean, YES, I?m ?getting? the concept of the outfit?..if she?d worn a slip?MAYBE?but girl should?ve taken a GOOD LOOK in the full-length mirror?maybe even tried walking in it before taking to the streets. Hell, I?m embarrassed for her.
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She either needs to wear a slip of some sort or buy a dress that is NOT horribly polyester!!!
When people can tell whether you wax or not, it?s a giant FAIL
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If the dress was a top that hit at like mid hip, i?d love it. I still am soooo on the waity&co bandwagon though. Seriously, it?s sick.
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Where does she work that this would be an acceptable look? It appears too formal. That clinging in front of the cameras has to be awkward? is that?. shrubbery???? Are the Middleton girls going to bring back pantyhose AND full-bush?
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Arguable the most talked about rear end in the world over the last three months, and the paps don?t snap a picture of it in the world?s most clingy dress????? Paparazzi fail.
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Those Middleton girls love thier wedges. The outfit would work without the ruffle and perhaps a slip.
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@Ron #19
How do you know those Middle girls like ?wedgies?? Are you close?
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@Rita, wedges. As in shoe. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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I?m pretty sure its the way the dress falls when she walks, but it makes her look like A) her vag is very bushy or B) she has a dick.
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I kind of like the dress, although I?d probably wear it jacket-less at a casual dinner somewhere in California.
I don?t have a problem with Pippa herself, but come on?you live in London, not Monte Carlo. I?m half-British, and in my view, Caucasian British girls just shouldn?t be hitting the tanning salons so much. England is not known for its sun, so unless you?re just back from a Riviera vacation, ease off. It screams ?fake? and ?trying too hard?.
I see the exact same problem here in Seattle, where it is even more ridiculous.
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idk, i like the dress? and i like the purse? but not together and i hate the jacket and shoes? she is always a fail for me, fashion-wise?
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It?s really really OOGLY!!!!!!!!
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I think it could be pretty with totally different accessories. But wow. The Middleton women have no hips!!!
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Oh my. That does cling in all the wrong places, doesn?t it.
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Re: The bush - When I was editing the photos, I honestly thought she was wearing lace drawers. I don?t think that?s her bush, y?all. I think it?s that the dress is clinging to her lace panties.
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Head to toe?..fug. I was one of those who allowed the press to trick me into thinking she had style, but she does not. Great body, though.
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I?I own that dress. This is very weird for me.
(I have it in a bright coral shade though, not the oatmeal-pink-beige. And I wear a half slip with it for the reasons Pippa illustrates: it?s 100% silk and unlined so EVERYTHING shows.)
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Kaiser: It?s definitely looks like bush (forested), lace alone would not look that puffy from the side profile pics?
Two words Pippa - Weed Wacker (or should that be one word, hmmm)
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someone call the Fashion Police
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No, those are no lace panties. It?s a peen.
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@ Quest: I dunno. I have underwear that is mega frilly and when people were screaming ?bush!? I scrolled back up to see and the imprint reminds me of those fekking panties I have. I can?t really wear them with much for that specific reason. I bought like 6 pairs too
Waste of pretty underwear.Edit: lmfao at i.want.shoes
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I HAVE THOSE SHOES!!! I bought them 4 years ago?they?re Nine West?
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@junk573r - I feel you frilly panty pains, as for me, I am sorta the sexy but non-frilly undies kinda girl .
@i.want.shoes - I hear you, that could be another theory.
LMAO, I guess we will never know what really lies beneath that dress.
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Don?t care for Pippa or her fried looking skin, but I do like this outfit. Definitely a step up from what I?ve seen recently of her. Don?t like the bag with it, but that is my only qualm.
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Her taste in clothes is OK but she seems to have no sense in how to combine things. The dress is OK, jacket is nice, purse is OK but nothing goes with anything else she is wearing. Time to fall back on the jeans and sweater look. Its harder to screw that up.
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This has been bugging me for a while but does it bother anyone else the way the celebrities hold their extra expensive bags with their arm crooked that way? It just seems SOOOOO pretentious. J Simp is a major offender.
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No lips. No ass.
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The pink and the white are good together but then she throws in the white shoes (ugh, would have looked better with nude) and the mustard bag and it throws it off. Also the dust ruffle, why? Cut that thing off.
And only a numpty wears a 100% silk dress without anything underneath. She could have at least got some barely there panties or something to smooth it out.
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The whole thing is completely mismatched. And she surely can afford something better than polyester.
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@junk - the bag thing bugs me, too. I think it?s a problem with the midlength handle/strap. Too short to go over your shoulder; too long to hold in your hand. I don?t know why people buy them.
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manly face.
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The bad is nice, but not in this color.
What is her job again? or why is she in the press?
She is the sister of another unemployed woman, who happened to marry a guy who is the grandson of a lady who has some sort of a title that is irrelevant to 2011, but centuries ago, their ancestors, mattered a lot.
So there you have it. The sister of the wife of the grandson of, somebody that could have had real governing power, had she belong to a different century.
somebody let the British people know it?s 2011.
They are more obsessed with celebrities than the American people, that they make up people that don?t even have a job/ talent or any influence or real power.Those Britons are so odd.
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Not sure if it was done on purpose, but I have to laugh. there?s an ad for bridesmaid dresses on this page and its showcasing a dress that looks similar to the one she is wearing.haha
Anyway, bite my head off if you will,but I actually don?t hate Pippa, maybe it?s all the Kardashian/Jersey Shore reality fame whore business that?s been shoved down my throat for the past 5 years,maybe I?ve become desensitised and lowered my standard of what a famous person should be. She doesn?t seem so bad.I don?t mind hearing of her. I actually find her to be quite appealing and very pretty. I normally like her style, but cannot defend this dress. Everything else about the outfit is fine.
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I would recommend seamless boy shorts for wax appointments, instead of this too-revealing situation. Or a black dress wouldn?t have shown shadow so much (that?s why black is flattering, too ? no shadows from your bumps and lumps).
It will take a long time for Pippa to live this one down.
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I don?t mind the dress. I do like the blazer though. She?s a pretty girl with an enviable figure. I like her.
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@Mimi?LOL
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The explanation is worse than us imagining what what going on with the dress in that area. Gross! There is never an excuse to go commando in public; totally lacks class.
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She looks like a dude.
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The mustard bag goes everything else she is wearing is a natural and can be worn with any other color machy machy is old school and boring the outfit ok but the colors work.
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Honestly, with the jacket it makes the dress look like a nightgown. Love the bag, though.
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Nothing wrong with pubic hair. Philippa is after all a fully grown woman, not a plucked turkey or prepubescent child.
Only problem is a fully grown woman would have had the smarts to make sure the dress was lined or have worn undershorts (sort of like boxer-briefs which don?t chafe newly waxed areas) if that indeed was a crotch-wax day.
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What?s been seen cannot be unseen. I could have gone several lifetimes not seeing this chick?s bush. Gonna need a really good HGF to make up for this!
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Ew ? seeing too much vadge. Gross.
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I dis-like everything about this outfit:
the dress
the handbag
the shoes
the jacket
and none of it seems to match or go together.
Ladies need to go back to wearing underwear when in public which includes slips. -
What a hideous and insanely unflattering outfit. The dress looks like it was made from an old polyester curtain.
The perfect finishing touch would be Beatrice?s toilet bowl hat, LOL.
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Nothing ugly or offensive about a woman that is natural down there, being one myself of course I am forgiving and understanding of it, and actually ahppy when I see that not every woman is disgusted with her own body as it was made to be.
HOWEVER, a dress like that calls for a slip or under garments that wont detail every curl, nook, lump, line, bump etc because that just detracts from fashion. Some dresses are really not wearable, not practical. This is one of them? she managed to pull it off well but not quite well enough lol -
?Wax appointment??? TMI?
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looks like a nylon nightie. This girl is completely over-rated!!!
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Looks like embroidered or lace underwear to me.
Pippa is the sister of the future Queen, well-dressed, pretty and amiable. What?s not to like? At least she?s not trying to get publicity, unlike Kardashian the famewhore.
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When she put on the dress and looked in the full length mirror, I don?t believe she factored in how the dress would hang and cling with a breeze blowing it against her. Otherwise, I would love to believe she would have worn a slip had she known.
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She?s a man, baby!
Seriously though, the dress is horrible and doesn?t really go with the casualness of the jacket - which just looks like a white jean jacket, IMO. How on earth could she have gone out without a slip under that dress?!
At least she looks like she knows what has happened and is mortified. But still, knowing how much the paps are in her grill, she should have known better. She should be holding that ugly purse over her crotch area.
And?she?s really pigeon-toed, isn?t she!
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uh uh. There?s no way that woman has pubic hair. I?m not anti-bush, but it?s the trend, and she?s far too vain to be au naturale. It?s lacey underwear.
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She couldn?t have known her bush would be noticeable in a light color, thin material maxi dress?. Or did she plan it so gossip sites would post it. I can?t even imagine what drunkstepfather (site) would say about her bush.
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