Alexander Skarsgard is ready to have tequila-soaked Viking sex with randoms

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This is for the Skarsgard-loonies, some real-life ?What if I met him and we got drunk together?? stories. You know how Alex has been in New York, filming What Maisie Knew. He spends his downtime in the city, or in the Hamptons, which is where he went this weekend. First, I read this Page Six item this morning about Alexander and tequila. And it gets even better:

?True Blood? stud Alexander Skarsgard was on the hunt for some midnight tequila in the Hamptons over the weekend. The HBO star wobbled up to Water Mill?s Stadium Red Estate asking for ?shots of Patron? on Saturday night.

Unfortunately, he?d missed the memo that Paul Sevigny?s end-of-summer soiree had begun at 8 p.m. and wrapped up already. But Sevigny and DJ Elle Dee headed with him to Southampton?s South Pointe, where Skarsgard was seen surrounded by adoring women.

?Alex took pictures with everyone,? a spy said. ?And bought a ton of shots.?

The next night, Skarsgard held court at the Surf Lodge on the patio.

[From Page Six]

So that?s what happens, Manhattan and Hamptons Celebitches, if you meet Alex Skarsgard. He will buy you shots of tequila and take photos with you. Oh, it gets even better:

Kate Bosworth who? Although True Blood stud Alexander Skarsg�rd recently split with his former girlfriend, he seemed to be rebounding just fine while partying in the Hamptons over the holiday weekend.

A bevy of beauties approached the actor while he was drinking Coronas at The Surf Lodge in Montauk late Sunday night, and one bold brunette gets points for creativity for this pickup line.

?How does it feel to be the sexiest man alive?? she was overheard asking him. His response?

?I am?? he replied. Pretty humble, eh?

Or maybe not so much?In between taking photos with eager fans, Skars was also spotted chatting up a blonde. ?I?m in New York for two months,? he told her. ?Let?s f?king hang!?

Good to see he?s making new friends in his latest location.

Although he spent the night talking to lots of ladies, he seemed particularly close to one girl in his party and departed with their group around 3:45 a.m. The night before, he was spotted at Southpointe nightclub as well.

The brunette Alex seemed especially friendly with is Alexandra Keating, daughter of the former Prime Minister of Australia. She was also partying with her brother and socialite sister Katherine, who?s been linked to celebrities herself, including Andre Balazs and Brandon Davis.

[From E! News]

Alex will also stay humble when you flirt with him. You will say, ?My, those are nice pants. You look so bulgey and delicious.? And Alex will say, ?Oh, this bulge? It?s nothing. I mean, it could rock your world, but you know, it?s fine.? And when you get drunk with Alex, he will drunkenly whisper dirty things in your ear and?

Yeah, this is just a heads up, ladies. He?s going to be in New York for two more months. New York bitches better go nail that to the wall, have some crazy Viking sex, and bring some stories back to me.

Here?s a fan photo of Alex - he poses with everybody!

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CB had some stuff she wanted to say about True Blood too:

On True Blood?s second-to-last episode (From CB) SPOILERS
I asked Kaiser if I could add a little something to this on the last True Blood, which was alternately cheesy/campy as hell and awesome. It was the second to last episode this season. We won?t recap this one, but I?ll definitely do a post on the season finale this coming Sunday. My favorite scene this week was when Alex?s character, Eric, ripped a dude?s heart out and started drinking from the aorta like a straw. I probably enjoyed it more because he mentioned it in his Blackbook interview. Also, I thought it was stupid as hell that Marnie possessed Lafayette after she was killed. They?ll probably use that as some major plot point in the finale, but like that stupid Maenid in the second season, I just want that bitch to die. Also, what was up with Andy screwing that fairy? That was dumb. And I really didn?t care too much about the plot with Sam and Alcide, I?m sorry to say. I suspect Debbie is about to cause some major problems for Sookie though. She?s got to take her pain out on someone.

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