Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 4:23pm.
Listen to Tubular Bells as you scroll through this pics. I dare you.
For all the on-camera mugging and ho-stroll her parents make this kid do, they never, ever allow her to speak. They quote her ad nauseam and she's trotted out to every camera on the planet but never allowed to speak.
Hmmmm.....
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THE SURI TAPES
(Transcribed by a nanny no longer employed by the Cruises)
Sometimes I, um, wake up and see daddy in the corner wearing one of my Van Cleef and Arpel tiaras. (Suri giggles.) I get to do whatever I want whenever I want! Except talk to other people. (She pauses.) I don't like when Daddy makes Mommy cry and tells her to shut up. She cries all the time and then will suddenly laugh with her special pills. Sometimes I tell her to shut up, too, and she does. Mommy listens, but Daddy likes to challenge me. (Suri frowns). I. DON'T. LIKE. THAT. When he does that, I hide his special black bag of toys that I'm never supposed to open. But I did once and played with the gooey magic wand that I found inside. Mommy tried to take it from me but it slipped through her fingers! She was screaming, "Ew, look at my hands!," and then Daddy ran into the room and yelled at me and then Mommy, "Katie, for Christsake's just don't stand there, stupid!" and tried to take it, but I ran and ran and ran. That night they put me in a special room to pray to Xenu for forgiveness but instead I talked to my special friend with horns who lives underground where it's very, very hot. He told me "Soon, Suri, soon."
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/09/11/suri-red-lipstick
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